A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.
“God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye grandpa”
The father asked “why did you say goodbye grandpa?”
The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.”
“Why did you say goodbye, Grandpa?” her father asked.
The little girl said, “I don’t know, Daddy, it just seemed like something I had to do.
The next day, Grandpa died.
Her father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later, the father put the little girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this
“God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and goodbye, Grandma.”
The next day, the grandmother died.
“Wow,” the father thought, “this child is in touch with the other side.
A few weeks later, as the girl was going to bed, her father heard her say
“God bless Mommy and goodbye, Daddy.”
He was almost in shock.
She couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to her office.
Nervous as a cat all day, he ate lunch and looked at the clock.
He thought if he could make it to midnight, he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch, and jumping at every sound.
Finally, it was midnight; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home, his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work this late, what’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I had the worst day of my life.
She said, “If you think you’ve had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me.”
“This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting!”
