A man boards a plane with six children.
After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks,
Are all of those children yours?”
He replies,
“No. I work for a condom company.These are customer complaints.”
A young woman walks into a bar
A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat.
“Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?”
The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy.”
The woman says, “Well I think I’m a l*sbian. Women are always on my mind whether I’m working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I cant get women off my mind. Yes I think I’m a lsbian.”
The young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop. A short time later a young guy comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him,
“Sir are you a real cowboy?”
To that the man replies, “Well I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out l’m a I*sbian!”
