1. Urgent Care
In a dimly lit doctor’s office, tension hangs thick in the air. A nervous patient sits across from a grim-faced physician, who hesitates before speaking. The doctor’s words are about to turn this routine check-up into a life-altering moment…
Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”
Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”
Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”
Patient: “24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
2. The Final Countdown
In a stark medical office, a worried patient awaits life-changing news. The air is thick with anticipation as the doctor returns, clutching a file. Little does the anxious woman know her perception of time is about to be drastically altered…
A woman goes to her doctor for a complete checkup. She hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if she is ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
“I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time,” the doctor says.
“Oh no, that’s terrible. How long have I got?” the woman asks.
“10…” says the doctor.
“10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?” she asks desperately.
“10…9…8…7…”
3. The Recurring Call
A mother’s phone rings, her heart skipping a beat as she sees her son’s name on the caller ID. She takes a deep breath, bracing herself for what has become an all-too-familiar opening line. Little does she know, her reaction is about to take an unexpected turn…
“Mom? Don’t freak out, but I’m in the hospital…”
“Jeremy, you’ve been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that.”
4. The Name Game
In a chilly operating room, a nervous patient lies on the table, trying to calm his racing heart. The surgeon approaches, attempting to offer reassurance. But sometimes, a doctor’s bedside manner can lead to more questions than answers…
Right before surgery the surgeon says, “Relax, Jim. It’s just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic.”
The patient replies, “But, Doctor, my name is not Jim.”
The surgeon responds, “I know. I’m Jim.”
5. The Unexpected Visitor
In a quiet examination room, a man sits nervously, having just undergone a routine but uncomfortable procedure. As he adjusts his clothing, a nurse enters with an expression that instantly makes his stomach drop. Her question is about to turn an awkward situation into something far more unsettling…
“After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. She said, “Who was that?”
Source: Amomama
