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One day johnny’s mam asks the class, “Which part of the human body goes to heaven first?”

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One day johnny’s mam asks the class, “Which part of the human body goes to heaven first?”
Suzi said, “Well, it’s our hands.
We do all the good things with our hand, so they are bound to go to heaven first.”
Teacher says, “very good. Anybody else?”
Rocky says, “Well, it’s our heart.

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We think all the good things with our heart, so it’s bound to go to heaven first.”
Teacher says, “very good.
Do you want to say something, Johnny?”
Johnny says, “Our legs go to heaven first.”
Teacher, not getting any clue says, “How comes it, Johnny?”
Johnny says, “Yesterday night, I was passing through my parent’s room, & there was my mom,-legs high in the air- screaming ‘Oh God!
I am cumming'”

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Laughter is a universal language that unites us all, and in times of stress,
it’s our most valuable ally. If you’re ever feeling down, remember that there’s a world of humor waiting for you right here.

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal.”
The second one says, “That’s nothing.
My Daddy can eat six.”
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, “My Daddy can eat light bulbs.”
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind.
They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, “Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, ‘Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'”

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One day, Keep coming back for your daily dose of laughter, and don’t forget to share the joy with your friends and family. Because in the end, a good laugh is worth its weight in gold. 

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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”

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The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”
Little Joe told him: “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!”

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